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http://sovietcreepypasta.tumblr.com/post/95032397573/late-one-night-in-hospital-doctor-is-about-to-go

sovietcreepypasta:

Late one night in hospital, Doctor is about to go home. Checks appointments and discovers there is one left. Doctor waiting for final appointment when he hear noise from hospital cafeteria. goes down to investigate and finds kitchen is a mess, and all food is being gone. Doctor returns to office…

royallymonroe:

Hook (1991)

Rest In Peace, Robin Williams.

21st July 1951 - 11th August 2014

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k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

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relahvant:

the-navel-treatment:

riversnogs:

aaaand now I’m crying.

This one. This is the one that did me in.

don’t do this to me

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Robin Williams

davidr64:

I am having trouble expressing it, but I have been affected on some level by the world’s loss of Robin Williams. I wanted to submit a tweet about it; to submit a short line or two just to have something on the outside and not entirely confined within; and to, in some small way, honor the man.

But…

lizclimo:

still ridiculous. 

lizclimo:

still ridiculous. 

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pixiedustandsuch:

Found a bee next to my back door struggling, thought of a post on here and got it some nectar (something sugary) and fed it to the dear.

It was off a spoon at first but then when it was getting to the last drops and I saw that it wasn’t going to hurt me I used my finger.

It was so cute to watch and the little tongue tickled :)

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blasianxbri:

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20daysofjune:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

BRUH

:O that was amazing

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

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kiriekagarino:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Kancolle, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Bashi Island, and I have over 300 confirmed sinks. I am trained in turret warfare and I’m the top destroyer in the entire fleet. You are nothing to me but just another wo-class. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Japan and your IP is being traced right now at speeds of 40.9 knots so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with one of my twin navel guns. Not only am I swift as the island breeze, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Japanese Imperial Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit oxygen torpedos all over you and you will drown in it. Yamete yo, you’re fucking dead, kiddo.

kiriekagarino:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Kancolle, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Bashi Island, and I have over 300 confirmed sinks. I am trained in turret warfare and I’m the top destroyer in the entire fleet. You are nothing to me but just another wo-class. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Japan and your IP is being traced right now at speeds of 40.9 knots so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with one of my twin navel guns. Not only am I swift as the island breeze, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Japanese Imperial Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit oxygen torpedos all over you and you will drown in it. Yamete yo, you’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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le-pastryfiend:

Rei Ayanami - Festival Yukata Ver.

I wore this cosplay to the annual Cherry Blossom Festival in Balboa Park

Facebook: Pastry Fiend

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