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starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

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http://sovietcreepypasta.tumblr.com/post/92639873392/sovietcreepypasta-one-day-i-was-driving-tractor

sovietcreepypasta:

One day I was driving tractor when tractor broke. I resume driving on my bare hands because i dont need tractor for that. Next day there is brand new tractor in front of house. Tractor has sign: “Olga you get new tractor from nearby tractor factory because we hear your old…

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

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gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

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Cat Is Hero Of Soviet Motherland

sovietcreepypasta:

You come home from hard day of work at Soviet tractor factory.
Enter lounge and drink vodka. Cat sit on top of kitchen table, stare at you. “Stupid cat” you say, “You look just like Stalin’s fat ugly wife!”.

Early next morning, KGB kick-down front door and take you to…

sdzoo:

There should be a picture of M’bari next to the word “stud” in the dictionary. Photo by day1953

sdzoo:

There should be a picture of M’bari next to the word “stud” in the dictionary. Photo by day1953

lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

image

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sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

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lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.

lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.

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